One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."

George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister." "Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."

HaHA! Nice.

Okay so thats kindof a long joke so this will probably be a short blog.

We decided to go to Destin, Florida for Corey's break! I'm so excited.. he needs this bad and I know it'll be nice and relaxing for him. And I think we're going to get out of it relatively painless as far as finances go, so thats nice.


I'm getting my nails and toes done tomorrow for the wedding :). I need to start packing.

Alright, well I'm off to see the boyfriend :)

Later

What did the bartender say to the two jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
Okay you two, don't start anything!

Nice.

Not too much going on here.. and I'm not really in the blogging mood, but I felt like I should write something to let you know I'm still here. This weekend was fun, I went swimming literally ALL DAY Saturday.. from about noon to ten. Talk about being water logged.. but it was fun, I have some crazy friends. Then Sunday we went to Anderson to see my grandparents, which is always nice... lots of food and chit-chat. We gave them two lab/golden retriever mix puppies a few months ago and they're SO smart. It took me about 3 minutes to teach them how to sit and they have it down now. I want a dog :(.

I need to go shopping for some last-minute Seattle clothes since I now hear its still pretty much freezing cold up there ;). And who doesn't like an excuse for new clothes... I can't wait to go! (to Seattle that is, not shopping) I need to decide what to wear to the rehearsal dinner too.

Now Corey is really wanting to go on a vacation when he is done with school.. and if anyone deserves it, its him. For those of you who don't know, he's been working full time (sometimes even overtime) at Momentum BMW AND going through their training program, which is an extra 30-35 hours a week, so he is pretty much exhausted and burned out. I would love nothing more than to go, but goodness knows I've already done my fair share of relaxing this summer. And with no job, money is an issue of course also. He says if even if I can't go, he's going alone. ha ha! We did find what seems like an AMAZING deal... almost too good to pass up.. airfare and 4-night resort stay in Palm Beach Florida for $500. Almost seems unrealistic when the flight alone should be that much.. Does anyone know about Palm Beach? Is it nice?

I've also been thinking about getting in with one of these online job-finding websites, does anyone know if they work? Monster, career-builder.. is there one that is better than the rest?

Any help is appreciated! :)

Lazy Me :)

Okay so... I have a facebook, myspace, at one point an Open Diary... and I definately enjoy having them and reading everyone elses ;) But I've never been able to keep up with my own. ie, I believe my myspace still says that I'm a junior at Texas A&M, whereas I am now graduated. So I'm sending a warning right now that I probably won't be keeping up with this after a week or so.

I have a goal to put a funny joke, picture, etc on each blog as well because who doesn't like to laugh? Another warning though.. I'm pretty corney. Joke of the day:

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day?
-I'm bacon!!

Nice.

Well lets see.. I'm a recent Texas A&M graduate still looking for a job, I have a few leads ;) ;) so hopefully something will come of it! But for now I have the pleasure of doing pretty much nothing.. which is keeping me quite busy. I still don't know how... I get to do lots of fun things, like shopping (I got a HOT new pair of shoes today, even though I don't have money to spend. its okay.. they were Macy's clearance.. best place to get shoes), Express at the Willowbrook Mall is having a wonderful sale right now too btw.

I get to go to the Astros game tomorrow GO ASTROS!!!

I got a new laptop from my parents as my graduation present, so I've been playing with it a lot. Also, it came with a free Magellan GPS so thats pretty sweet, I use it all the time even though I always know where I'm going. I'm still trying to decide if I like Vista or not...

Stuff with the boy and I are great as always, living in the same city for once is nice even though he's pretty much the most busy person on the face of the planet right now.

Other than that, I'm trying to get my resume out there, and getting things ready for my cuz's wedding :) which I am super excited about.

Thats about it. Latas!